I'm really bad at writting joke and i need this for school tommorrow. so can you please fill in the blanks and it has to be invented.

1. It's been so long since I _________ that ________________________.
2.Sometimes I feel like a __________ because every time I ________I______.
3.People tell me that i'm too ______________.But they're wrong,I just ______________.
4.If the expression ____________ is true , than I must be____________.
5.The other day I saw a ____________. Actually it wasn't a___________ it was a ________________.
6.If I had a million dollars I would ___________________.Yeah, right after I________.
7.Do you ever notice how people _____________.I don't. I just _________________.