Bonjour a tous, pouvez vous m’aidez sur ce devoir d’anglais.
A savoir que c’est un sketch en anglais, avec du comique, qui doit durer environ 2 minutes, en utilisant des jeux de mots, du comique « britannique » peut être des répétitions drôle.
Merci d’avance !
British Humour Sketch Vocabulary Ideas - Puns / Play on
Words
Examples of homophonic puns are:
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still
be stationery.
A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
Examples of compound puns are:
One hundred hares have escaped the zoo, so police are
combing the area.
Everyone thinks my runny nose is funny, but it's snot.
Did you hear about the lumberjack who couldn't hack it?
They gave him the axe.
Jungle animals are very fair. Cheetahs are always
spotted.
A short psychic broke out of jail. She was a small
medium at large.
A savoir que c’est un sketch en anglais, avec du comique, qui doit durer environ 2 minutes, en utilisant des jeux de mots, du comique « britannique » peut être des répétitions drôle.
Merci d’avance !
British Humour Sketch Vocabulary Ideas - Puns / Play on
Words
Examples of homophonic puns are:
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still
be stationery.
A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
Examples of compound puns are:
One hundred hares have escaped the zoo, so police are
combing the area.
Everyone thinks my runny nose is funny, but it's snot.
Did you hear about the lumberjack who couldn't hack it?
They gave him the axe.
Jungle animals are very fair. Cheetahs are always
spotted.
A short psychic broke out of jail. She was a small
medium at large.
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Je ne suis pas drôle, je ne suis pas anglophone, mais je me soigne !
ME, MYSELF AND MY DOG
Hello everyone. How are you ? Well ? well.
So, this is the end of the school year.
It was a good year .. hmmm..
I used to take my dog to school every day, you know ?
but finally I have to stop.
Yah, my dog get graduated, he'll goe to college,
and I'll stay in high school one year more.
I wonder how he will manage to get on the bus alone.
But hey, he's smart, my dog.
He's starting to annoy me.
It's very simple, since he graduated, he demands to hold the leash.
I refuse, of course, so that there is no ambiguity.
I feel that if this continues, with him, there will be a bone.
I tried to put him in the humane society.
I had a terrible time getting out of the cage.
It's crazy how much more convincing he is than me!
Here, the other day, I don't know why,
I was digging a hole in the garden.
Sir Dog arrived, he looked at me, he looked at the hole,
then looked at me again , and then he shook his head!
Yes you heard right, shook his head, then he went back into
the living room to read my diary. How offended I was!
This diploma, it really gave him a big head! The other day,
he asked for my credit card and came back with a new collar,
he says. I know it's a necklace from Versace, a bit vulgar,
a rapper thing, you know, a big one.
But Mister Doggy Dog , he thinks he doesn't have to answer
to my questions. If at least it was a bringing back money !
(la fin est à améliorer, et il n'y a pas de chute)
(inspire by Raymond Devos : "Mon chien, c'est quelqu'un")