Bonsoir

J'ai fait ce que tu souhaiter, j'ai ajouté une touche d'humour comme tu le souhaiter :

I:

Hello,

My future:

Hello

I:

How do you know the future?

My future:

You have a way of saying...

I:

What?

My future:

You didn’t make it through life the way we wanted you to

I:

I’m sorry, so I’m not a famous painter?

My future:

No you would be known to have confined France for 3 months and be unable to make a good decision for your homeland

I:

So I’ll be president?

My future:

Yes, an incapable president

I:

Cool, this is great.

My future:

You take it like that  

I:  

I think I’ll learn my lessons, I’m not much  

My future:  

Good idea you’ll help us

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